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Oliver Hampton ([personal profile] catphishing) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2017-09-02 05:14 pm

[CLOSED] What day is today? It's Oliver's birthday.

CHARACTERS: Oliver, Mettaton & Connor
DATE: 2nd September unless otherwise stated
WARNINGS: Watch this space. Thirst quenching. I'm sorry...
SUMMARY: A bunch of starters because Oliver's getting old.

Closed to Mettaton

[Oliver hesitates before he messages Mettaton. He's 32, single, and somehow lonelier than he'd been before Connor showed up. Asher's the only person he knows from home here who'll even speak to him, and without the friends and family he's always had by his side on previous birthdays it doesn't feel like there's much reason to celebrate.

It takes a lot of talking himself up before he can bring himself to do it, but he knows it's ridiculous not to. He's not alone here. Not really. It makes no sense to spend a day he's supposed to be happy dwelling on what he doesn't have instead of enjoying what he does.

He heads to the kitchen to retrieve cake and various other necessities first, then on his way back to his room fires off a text to his friend before he can change his mind. His birthday only happens once a year. He deserves to enjoy himself.]


I'm about to put on a movie, you should come over!

[He doesn't wait for a response before starting to set things up. Mettaton's been a good friend to him and he has no reason to think he'd let him down now. He clears off his bedside table only to fill it again with the cake, along with popcorn, candy, and a couple of plates. There's not really any room for the wine he'd brought up so he settles for leaving that and the wine glasses on the floor next to it. It's not the classiest set up, but that doesn't matter.

By the time he checks his messages again all he has to do is set up Tekflex to show them the Full Monty. After all, what's more uplifting than steelworkers come strippers?]


Closed to Connor - 5th September

[This is a mistake. Out of everywhere in Oska this is the last place he should be. Yet here he is, hovering uncertainly outside Connor's door. He's too nervous to knock, but he can't make himself turn away either. He misses him. He doesn't want to carry on acting like he does't exist.

He's lost count of the amount of times he's raised his fist only to let it sink back down without knocking. It's already getting late. Maybe he'd be better coming back tomorrow. Maybe Connor has someone else in there in there already. He can't here anything, but that doesn't rule anything out. Maybe he's not even here. He has no right to be upset by the thought of Connor in another man's bed, but it makes him feel a little sick regardless.

Eventually Oliver does build up the courage to knock, but it's an action he regrets immediately. What if Connor is in there with someone? What if Connor answers and all they do is argue again? What if all he does when he sees him is shut the door in his face? His stomach churns uncomfortably and he wants to leave, but he finds himself frozen in place, hardly able to breathe.

At this point he almost hopes Connor isn't in to answer.]

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-02 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hah.]

Course I am, sweetheart. [Wink. Honestly, it's just lines and circles. Tell him to draw anything more complex and Oliver's opinion of Mettaton's artistic abilities would tank harder than a cat in ice skates.

Speaking of, someone seems to have realized what time it is, because she's taking it as her cue to sprint through the room on her tiny legs like she's chasing the devil. Jingling and little thumps follow her every lap around the bed, onto the chair, under the bed... Mettaton manages to keep a straight face through it as he continues his work.]


You had problems as a couple and decided your best course of action was to handle it... not as a couple?

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You know, Ollie. This might come as a surprise to you, but... I happen to be a very emotional person. [Gray text briefly lights up above his head: Pause for gasp of disbelief.] My boyfriend, on the other hand, is not. Sometimes it feels like dating a pet rock -- it's always logic this and reason that. For months, I would get mad over things that, to me, were completely and obviously upsetting. Then I'd get even angrier that he'd never see the problem. And I wouldn't explain the problem, because it felt insulting to have to spell it out.

So we'd fight. Constantly. And he'd never really know what the reason was until I finally owned up to giving an explanation.

Now, this might sound like the wizened advice of a talk show host (and it partially is, but let's not split hairs over it)... the thing I've eventually learned about being in a relationship is... your partner isn't a mind-reader. You have to talk, instead of dramatically issuing every argument is worthy of a break-up, like... some exceedingly handsome and wealthy robotic idols. [Not naming names.] Because there are solutions to every puzzle, and standing your ground and waiting for the other person to get the picture won't help you solve it any faster. You either solve it together or it doesn't get solved.

[Pft. The next sentence is partially muffled, tinted with affection and embarrassment all at once as he works to thicken some of the lines on Oliver's skin.]

...Still dresses like a homeless detective that fell into an Irish thrift store, but some concessions have to be made.

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-03 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eugh. Yeah, not the smoothest of moves there, Ollie. Still, Mettaton's smile doesn't shift off his face and his eyes don't leave his work. It's not like he has higher ground. After all, sabotaging something Connor obviously didn't care that much about in comparison to his relationship with Oliver is different than... well.

The Terrordome that is being in a relationship with Mettaton. How Keats was spiteful and determined enough to keep with it is practically a medical mystery.]


So you're mad at him for not being mad at you over the thing you're already mad at yourself for?

[Are you listening to yourself?]

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-03 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that you've been lured in by the siren song of playing the martyr. [Not said maliciously, of course. Just honestly. It comes from experience; being the victim when you did the bad thing is toxically addicting at best.] It clearly didn't mean that much to your darling in the long run -- that, or he's done far worse. And no matter which one it was, it sounds like you're upset enough about it to never do it again.

Either you consider yourself an emotional threat to him and break it off for good, or you forgive yourself like he has and try again with the knowledge that you've hurt him and know better. [Shrug.] Waffling's just a bad look for everyone, gorgeous.

[Ah, the design's finally getting close to somewhere Mettaton's willing to say it's done. Look at it, so handsome and strong and pink. Just like-- wait, what is Annie chewing on--

It's a bed-sheet string, that little monster!!! Mettaton's never fallen off a bed faster.]
NO, DOn'T EAT THAT!

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, this slippery little eel. She bounds away from Mettaton with an adorable little hop, ready to tear through the room once again when-- Aww, Ollie!! His savior gets a hand on her, stopping her enough for the robot to scoop her up and gently pull her inappropriate dessert out of her jaws.

Teamwork.

Mettaton slides back onto the bed, holding his dearest kitten in both hands.]
This is not how a Duke behaves, Anastasia, [he scolds, mouth drawn into a line. She purrs.] No. You're being punished. Apologize to Oliver right this second.

[He turns her toward Ollie's face and holds her inches away from it.

...she gently places a paw onto his nose. Aww... he'd forgive her.]

[personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33 2017-10-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heh. Satisfied with her "apology," Mettaton briefly pulls Annie back to his chest. He holds her in one arm and dangles a finger from his free hand above her little head -- something she immediately latches onto with her tiny teeth and claws. He can feel the pinpricks gnawing and flewing on his skin and he's too enamored to care.]

I've never felt one before. They're so... [Fragile. Squirmy.] Soft. [Ouch. Getting a little over-zealous there, Annie... He pulls his finger out of her mouth. She doesn't seem to mind, instead rubbing her fuzzy cheeks onto his shirt.] I didn't even know what soft was a few months ago...

[...

Well. Since someone seems to have gotten her zoomies out of her system (for now), Mettaton pulls the precious little ball of fluff away from himself and places her into Oliver's lap. Her ears perk, interested with the new position, but she quickly finds that Oliver is just as warm as her owners and gets to sitting calmly. Like a good Duke.]


You're going to be fine.