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rhys, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. ([personal profile] dbag) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology 2018-03-18 04:04 am (UTC)

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[ Rhys is very excited to take Fiona for a spaghetti day, as she is a dumpster baby and has never experienced the finer things in life like vagina steaming and cactus massage; he is also somewhat nervous, because she's a dumpster baby. Don't embarrass him. It's going to be fun, though! Probably. Either way, they're both going to come out of it looking fresh to DEATH. ]

Okay, so, [ he says as he steers her towards the pop-up spa, ] if they give you cucumbers, do not eat them. They go on your eyes. [ She's probably seen this on TV and he's just being insulting. ] I'm kind of an expert about this stuff.

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