persists: (witcher3-022_anabiotic)
𝖈𝖎𝖗𝖎 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔞 ([personal profile] persists) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2018-05-01 09:43 pm

[closed]

CHARACTERS: ciri (+andy, +maya, +rohan)
DATE: 5/1-5/30???
WARNINGS: tba!
SUMMARY: bounty jobs here!
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-02 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's unfortunate that, despite her many years, Andy has been obstinate when it comes to technology. Maybe it was just that Booker was always there back home, helping her with the internet and her iPhone. Or maybe she just figured that by the time she finally learned, the next technology would be there already. New year, new phone — what's a year to an immortal anyway? The blink of an eye, really.

So here she is, trying to figure out what they're going to do with this hacking business and finding herself a bit out of her wheelhouse. She's leaning around the side of the kiosk, trying to figure out where the hacking device should go.
]

Fuck if I know. [ Helpful? Not exactly. Andy exhales impatiently and tries again: ] Just give me another minute. Tech isn't my forte.
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-06 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You, Jem, are perfect tbh. Andy, on the other hand, is a fumbling fool right now because she doesn't even fully understand the internet, let alone this fancy hacking device. This isn't even her first time trying to hack a news kiosk here — but the first time was mostly luck, and honestly, she isn't fully sure how she got it to work. Damn. She really should have worked harder at understanding technology, but as well as she's aged, sometimes the old dog just doesn't want to learn new tricks.

She should figure it out fast though, because she looks shady with her hood up like that, and she clearly isn't using the kiosk for the news.
]

Athena's saggy tits — [ She mutters under her breath. Ah. Finally, the hacking device attaches. Is it attached right? Who the hell knows. Is it working? Who the hell knows that either. Andy slaps the device a few times with her palm as if that might ensure that it understands that she needs it to function. ] ...Might want to give this a double-check, Ciri.
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, well, there's progress at least. Now just to make sure that nobody interrupts them while the hacking device does — whatever it's doing, Andy isn't really sure. That slowly rising bar does seem to be taking it's damn good time though, and immortal though she might be, Andy isn't endlessly patient. Not while they're conspicuously standing around this news kiosk.

Unfortunately, it seems the two of them might already be drawing attention. Maybe they should have been trying harder to pretend like they actually care about the news? Either way, while Ciri is showing the hacking device who's boss, a man has stopped in the street to squint at them.
]

Fuck's sake. [ Civilian? Something worse? Andy doesn't know, but she moves to head off the potential threat — keeping in mind that it would be faster but probably more messy if she just punched the guy out and dragged him into an alleyway. She crosses over, digging into her pocket for her cigarettes. To their suspicious spectator: ] Hey, you got a light?
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Andy, at first glance, doesn't seem like she would be chosen as a negotiator. The woman is blatantly rude, cutting with her words and abrasive in her humor. She looks like she'd rather twist your arm than stroke your ego. And in fact, she'd often prefer bullets over words. But not wanting to be pleasant doesn't mean she can't be.

Approaching the stranger, she drops her hood. She smiles — and it actually looks natural. Just the right about of teeth. Her voice goes warm, friendly. Disarming. The man looks distrustful at first, but he offers her something to light her cigarette with. They talk for a moment. Andy laughs, smoke curling from her mouth. A few minutes later, he seems content to go on his way, no questions asked.

The second his back is turned, the smile drops from her face. Andy flicks her cigarette to the ground and snuffs it out under her boot before crossing back over to Ciri.
]

Fuck me. [ Disgruntled. ] Please tell me we're almost finished here.
Edited 2018-05-15 02:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-17 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be fair, Andy even thought of herself more as a Bruiser. It certainly would have suited her vast experience in combat and warfare. But it is what it is, and maybe this assignment will make use of her skills in better ways, even if she would rather use violence than words. ]

You live as long as I have, you learn to be a lot of things. [ Andy continues to puff away at the cigarette that the stranger had so graciously lit for her. Dryly, she deflects with light mockery: ] I'd turn the charm on for you too, but you've already laid me out on my back, so I think we're a little past that now.
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Andy seems largely unconcerned, her posture casual as she stands there smoking beside Ciri — but her eyes are sharp, keeping watch for any other suspicious bystanders. It feels as if that progress bar moves even slower the longer she consciously waits for it. Fucking watched pots and all. ]

I'd hope not. If that stupid little machine is worth anything, there won't be fireworks and confetti to alert the whole nation that we were successful. [ Andy shrugs a little, adding wryly: ] But we could make haste, if you're bored. Race back to HQ.
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-24 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ciri's teasing earns the wry upward curve of Andy's mouth. She lightly taps the kiosk screen with her index finger, just over where the progress bar is reaching the precipice of 100%. They're about to find out. She can't recall there being a huge fuss the last time she had a go at this, but who knows. This one would be difference. They might have gotten it wrong. Andy's pragmatic enough that she'd be ready if there were fireworks and confetti. ]

I take full responsibility for jinxing us. If we get caught. [ Lightly, she nudges Ciri with her elbow. ] You're not worried about being shown up by an old lady like me, are you?
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[personal profile] killtime 2018-05-24 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO FIREWORKS OR CONFETTI EYYY which is great because Andy doesn't really want to have to talk their way out of anything else today. She's at her quota for fake pleasantries. This is more her speed. A little friendly competition, keep things interesting, flex a bit — better than all this fussing with the tech and fussing with people. ]

Yeah? [ Andy takes a few light steps to come up in Ciri's shadow. ] Haven't you ever heard that nice guys finish last?

[ Then she gives Ciri a taunting little shoulder bump as she bursts into a sprint, weaving away into the crowd. ]
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[personal profile] opensup 2018-05-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
They are a business. [ stating the obvious, but as he takes a look around a pang of pity is hard to miss from within. people here are treated so poorly and it isn't their fault that the sponsorship was revoked. he steps a little closer to ciri, because what is personal space, and whispers lowly: ] We should figure out a way to help them. It's what we're here to do. But that just means getting inside the office.
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[personal profile] opensup 2018-05-06 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ he sees her wince and he doesn't care, oops. ]

I could. But, I'd need to make sure no one sees me. [ he gives a quick look around the area. a lot of chaos, but a lot of patrol. and the vadkir won't take kindly to someone doing... well, what he does. it is grotesque and noticeable. ] Perhaps if you can get one away from the pack?
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[personal profile] opensup 2018-05-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! So that's how you play tag, hm. [ it's a little on the nose and forceful, but- ] It sounds like a plan more than any other we have. I'll go find a spot away from the crowds and you can lead the chase.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We could do a distraction! Or..... well..... there is something I can try on the drones, but they're probably too big.....

[ she says, a little more to herself than ciri. ]

Or we could knock 'em out or something? I've felt your punch, I bet they wouldn't stand a chance against you, Ms. Ciri!

[ will ciri ever live that down.... at least maya is bringing it up innocently (?) ]
feytality: (J'ACCUSE)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-06 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm very annoying, [ is that... a power.....? apparently. ] I can persuade people a little, I've got shielding, and healing, aaaaand I can move things with my mind. Small things. I dunno if it's work on the drones.

[ did she mention that she's annoying? oh yeah. ]

Yeah! Exactly! Those drones won't stand a chance against you!

[ apparently it's a compliment. ]
feytality: you are the dicks (in conclusion: dicks)

wow this bullying

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least she's self-aware???? it looks like??? maya peeks around ciri to see what she's thinking of, and her face lights up. ]

Good thinking. Lemme just test it out.

[ she puts a hand around her magatama, which starts to glow, and concentrates hard -- after about half a minute, one starts to wiggle. ]

Whew! Okay, it might take me a bit.... but looks like I can do it.
feytality: her hands look weird in this icon (Go! Fight! WIIIIIIN!)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ she'll certainly try!! she perks up a little at the smiling and the pat on the back. better than a punch to the face! just kidding, she's just happy to be useful. ]

Okay...... here I go.

[ she concentrates hard --- pulling the nails. it takes a couple of minutes, but the sign starts to lean over, groaning loudly --- causing the vakdir's heads to turn. she gives ciri a thumbs up, which is probably meant to be the signal. ]
feytality: What other stupid joke was I supposed to make? (CARD GAMES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-22 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ maya stays behind, magatama glowing, a bead of sweat slipping down the side of her face as it works. it's hard work, especially from such a distance, but one by one they start to come apart, and the sign leans forward, and forward -- the drone starts to drift that way, but the vakdir converge towards the sign, pointing their guns at it and looking for the source of the mucking about. they're not looking in the right direction, though! ]
feytality: TIME TO SHED A MOE TEAR... MOELY (ouch my moe head!!!)

[personal profile] feytality 2018-05-26 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the sign falls at last --- the vakdir narrowly avoid getting crushed and the rest of the crowd disperses in a panic. the vakir fire near the sign after it's fallen, searching for the target --- while maya has to take a breather from the exertion, slumping over. the stage is set for ciri, now all she has to do is strike!! ]