OPEN.

[feytality]

CHARACTERS: Maya Fey & some other chumps & YOU.
DATE: May.... ish... don't look at me.
WARNINGS: Maya is in this.
SUMMARY: Roomba rescue adventures?? Catchall? Bounties? Oh boy how exciting.



I; (Pre-Electric Sheep)

[ so, you're minding your own business -- maybe returning to the hotel after a long day of being a good Hathaway team member, or just doing reconnaisance. out of the corner of your eye you notice -- shia labeouf. just kidding, it's fucking maya fey, and she's standing on two roombas. one foot on one roomba. out of pure witchcraft or dumb luck, or whatever, both are headed in the same direction. your direction. ]

Watch out, Roomba Racer coming through!!

[ prepare to get run over. or awkwardly bumped into. ]

II;

[ speaking of roombas ---- maya's not finished with them. in the upper class, even -- far away from the broadcasting station (thankfully), maya's got herself a little high end fancy bot. and she appears to have..... taped paper animal ears and a tail onto it while the poor machine is just trying to pick up trash. ]

Come on Marshy! Let's go save the day!

[ yeah the paper tail comes off... and is nearly devoured by the robot, except maya snatches it away at the last second and then sighs dramatically. ]

.... It's not the same.

[ it's at this point that she notices that you are around. she plucks off the paper ears and holds them out in your direction. ]

Hey, you wouldn't mind if I called you Marshmallow while you wore these, right?

[ she's kidding. ......hopefully. ]

III;

[ sooo, in midst of the escape from the hideout, you're walking in on an altercation -- or, well, it looks like an altercation went down. there's an unconscious vakdir man with damaged body armor badly bleeding on the ground --- and a discarded knife close by. kneeling right beside him is a young woman, who upon close enough examination, (because she's in disguise) is maya fey. she's got her hands over the vakdir's wound (and they've got a bit of blood on them, oops) and is using psychic energy to heal his wounds. under her coat, something's glowing. ]

[ also, she's crying. she's crying a lot. this is awkward. ]

I didn't--- this isn't---- I can't---

[ honestly, just keep walking. ]

IV; (Free Bird)

[ okay maya's back in business. she, along with you, have snuck into this secure facility -- somehow --- the vakdir prison, and she's here and ready to save inuyasha and his two sidekicks --- ]

Are you ready for this?! We're gonna bust in and rescue them!

[ this appears to be her pep talk, delivered in a too loud stage whisper. luckily, the vakdir's patrols have lead them away from the moment, so she didn't just get them both captured. yet. anyway, she peeks her head around the corridor to where the prisoners are being kept, and --- ]

.... Shoot! This is the wrong prison!

[ how did she even manage that. ] .... Well, whatever. Let's just rescue these other guys while we're here. Deal?

[ honestly, why are you still here. just leave. ]

V;

[ Okay, here's a really weird sight --- in rich people land, there's a lone figure kneeling on a bench (yeah, kneeling instead of sitting) while the rain pours down, hands pressed together and eyes closed as if they're in deep concentration --- yeah it's Maya, what the fuck is she doing. She looks like she's been at it for hours, she's thoroughly drenched and even shivering a little despite the intense look of concentration on her face. She's not even wearing rain clothes, what the shit. Approach Y/N? ]

Wildcard?!

[ you know the drill. ]

Comments

[feytality]

[ time for the dynamic duo to totally rescue people.... they're off to a great start already, in the same prison. honestly, there's no one else maya barnes would rather have than captain lissamerica by her side. ]

Well, if it's anything like in the movies..... they're gonna have the big jingly keys on their person, and we're gonna have to wait for them to fall asleep so we can snatch them away! Suspensefully!

[ and this is definitely just like in the movies. ]

[healstaffs]

[ Lissa has only seen a few movies during her time aboard Headquarters but she absolutely believes Maya when the other girl says this. It sounds completely plausible and reasonable, plus they'd get to make a cool entrance. ]

Okay!

[ Except, wait. ]

But won't it take a long time for them to fall asleep?

[ Honestly the guards standing watch near the entrance seem awfully awake, one of them yapping about some hot date he's got coming up in the next few days. As far as she can tell, they'll both be up for ages, and she doesn't know if she can wait that long. ]

Did you bring some sort of magic gas that makes them fall asleep?

[ She has also heard about that. In the Movies. ]

[feytality]

[ these poor girls are in for a nasty surprise when reality catches up with them...... regardless at least lissa has some semblance of common sense here. ]

Oh.... that's a good point. I don't have any kind of magic gas or anything.... the most I could do is make an anvil fall on their heads...

.... Except there's no anvil.

[ there goes the whole escape plan. ]