feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)
Maya "worlds MOST tragic orphan" Fey ([personal profile] feytality) wrote in [community profile] epidemiology2018-05-07 02:29 am

OPEN.

CHARACTERS: Maya Fey & some other chumps & YOU.
DATE: May.... ish... don't look at me.
WARNINGS: Maya is in this.
SUMMARY: Roomba rescue adventures?? Catchall? Bounties? Oh boy how exciting.



I; (Pre-Electric Sheep)
[ so, you're minding your own business -- maybe returning to the hotel after a long day of being a good Hathaway team member, or just doing reconnaisance. out of the corner of your eye you notice -- shia labeouf. just kidding, it's fucking maya fey, and she's standing on two roombas. one foot on one roomba. out of pure witchcraft or dumb luck, or whatever, both are headed in the same direction. your direction. ]

Watch out, Roomba Racer coming through!!

[ prepare to get run over. or awkwardly bumped into. ]
II;
[ speaking of roombas ---- maya's not finished with them. in the upper class, even -- far away from the broadcasting station (thankfully), maya's got herself a little high end fancy bot. and she appears to have..... taped paper animal ears and a tail onto it while the poor machine is just trying to pick up trash. ]

Come on Marshy! Let's go save the day!

[ yeah the paper tail comes off... and is nearly devoured by the robot, except maya snatches it away at the last second and then sighs dramatically. ]

.... It's not the same.

[ it's at this point that she notices that you are around. she plucks off the paper ears and holds them out in your direction. ]

Hey, you wouldn't mind if I called you Marshmallow while you wore these, right?

[ she's kidding. ......hopefully. ]
III;
[ sooo, in midst of the escape from the hideout, you're walking in on an altercation -- or, well, it looks like an altercation went down. there's an unconscious vakdir man with damaged body armor badly bleeding on the ground --- and a discarded knife close by. kneeling right beside him is a young woman, who upon close enough examination, (because she's in disguise) is maya fey. she's got her hands over the vakdir's wound (and they've got a bit of blood on them, oops) and is using psychic energy to heal his wounds. under her coat, something's glowing. ]

[ also, she's crying. she's crying a lot. this is awkward. ]


I didn't--- this isn't---- I can't---

[ honestly, just keep walking. ]
IV; (Free Bird)
[ okay maya's back in business. she, along with you, have snuck into this secure facility -- somehow --- the vakdir prison, and she's here and ready to save inuyasha and his two sidekicks --- ]

Are you ready for this?! We're gonna bust in and rescue them!

[ this appears to be her pep talk, delivered in a too loud stage whisper. luckily, the vakdir's patrols have lead them away from the moment, so she didn't just get them both captured. yet. anyway, she peeks her head around the corridor to where the prisoners are being kept, and --- ]

.... Shoot! This is the wrong prison!

[ how did she even manage that. ] .... Well, whatever. Let's just rescue these other guys while we're here. Deal?

[ honestly, why are you still here. just leave. ]
V;
[ Okay, here's a really weird sight --- in rich people land, there's a lone figure kneeling on a bench (yeah, kneeling instead of sitting) while the rain pours down, hands pressed together and eyes closed as if they're in deep concentration --- yeah it's Maya, what the fuck is she doing. She looks like she's been at it for hours, she's thoroughly drenched and even shivering a little despite the intense look of concentration on her face. She's not even wearing rain clothes, what the shit. Approach Y/N? ]
Wildcard?!
[ you know the drill. ]
predomination: which is why we fire nukes at nukes (⚛ 1 bomb + 1 bomb = no bombs)

[personal profile] predomination 2018-05-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grabs her hand anyway just as she pulls back before she wobble herself back down onto the ground.] Maya-san, I think you know me better than to assume I've never had blood on my hands before.

[He gives her a cautious smirk, and then carefully guides her away from the Vakdir, frowning. It's times like this that make him wish he still carried a lot of his shinigami equipment or had the means to build them.] I don't have the materials on me to modify his memory. Do you think he'll remember your face?
predomination: it's just two types of wind that meet up and go apeshit together (⚛ what's cool about tornados)

[personal profile] predomination 2018-05-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's silly. You're still alive. [There are times when Urahara's lighthearted words seem false and full of platitudes, but this is not one of them. That weirdly paternal side has a habit of coming out when it's needed.

He spares a glance over at the man and then ushers Maya somewhere out of sight, and only then does he speak freely.]
As for him- well, you did more than he probably deserved by healing him. They're not kind people, and seem to have no desire to be while they can get away with it.
predomination: you'll have to go through ichigo first. GO GET 'EM KID. (⚛ if you want to destroy the world)

[personal profile] predomination 2018-05-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't say things you don't mean, Maya-san. [He doesn't pull his hand away and allows her to keep squeezing.] But the fact that you're saying it now means you believe it on some level, and that's unusual coming from you.

[But he knows damn well how much a cheerful persona can mask. 90% of every person he's ever known (himself included) that put up a delightful front was hiding something underneath and the other 10% were vapid and shallow. Maya is not the latter.]

Is it just this mission? [He cants his head.] You don't have to tell me why if you don't want to. It's not my nature to say things to make you feel better or reassure you just because it's the polite thing to do.

[But he is still here, and if she'd like to expand on it, he's got a firm grip on her hand and the calming presence of an anime mentor who will handle any danger that might happen upon them as they take the long, more private path back to the Hotel.]
Edited 2018-05-20 01:56 (UTC)
predomination: she ain't comin' back bro. i ain't gonna tell u y either. (⚛ algebra stop askin' me to find ur x)

[personal profile] predomination 2018-05-22 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[A long time ago Urahara told a young girl that she'd only get in the way, and while most of that was intentionally to bench her and put her away from the front lines, how cold it was and how it ended up making things worse still weighs. To do it differently, he probably still wouldn't have offered platitudes or even put Orihime on the front- he just might have been a bit more clear where the problem lay.

So he knows that there's a part of him that whats to ask why she's still here- not to scold her or demoralize her, but to find out her reasons and see if that puts things into perspective, but there's no way to do it without sounding cold.]


I know what burdens are, and you're not that. [Not a platitude, but a fact.] A burden offers nothing, and you're far from the only person who's chosen to try and harm the fewest amount of people. I think many of us could benefit from that attitude on occasion.