OPEN.

[feytality]

CHARACTERS: Maya Fey & some other chumps & YOU.
DATE: May.... ish... don't look at me.
WARNINGS: Maya is in this.
SUMMARY: Roomba rescue adventures?? Catchall? Bounties? Oh boy how exciting.



I; (Pre-Electric Sheep)

[ so, you're minding your own business -- maybe returning to the hotel after a long day of being a good Hathaway team member, or just doing reconnaisance. out of the corner of your eye you notice -- shia labeouf. just kidding, it's fucking maya fey, and she's standing on two roombas. one foot on one roomba. out of pure witchcraft or dumb luck, or whatever, both are headed in the same direction. your direction. ]

Watch out, Roomba Racer coming through!!

[ prepare to get run over. or awkwardly bumped into. ]

II;

[ speaking of roombas ---- maya's not finished with them. in the upper class, even -- far away from the broadcasting station (thankfully), maya's got herself a little high end fancy bot. and she appears to have..... taped paper animal ears and a tail onto it while the poor machine is just trying to pick up trash. ]

Come on Marshy! Let's go save the day!

[ yeah the paper tail comes off... and is nearly devoured by the robot, except maya snatches it away at the last second and then sighs dramatically. ]

.... It's not the same.

[ it's at this point that she notices that you are around. she plucks off the paper ears and holds them out in your direction. ]

Hey, you wouldn't mind if I called you Marshmallow while you wore these, right?

[ she's kidding. ......hopefully. ]

III;

[ sooo, in midst of the escape from the hideout, you're walking in on an altercation -- or, well, it looks like an altercation went down. there's an unconscious vakdir man with damaged body armor badly bleeding on the ground --- and a discarded knife close by. kneeling right beside him is a young woman, who upon close enough examination, (because she's in disguise) is maya fey. she's got her hands over the vakdir's wound (and they've got a bit of blood on them, oops) and is using psychic energy to heal his wounds. under her coat, something's glowing. ]

[ also, she's crying. she's crying a lot. this is awkward. ]

I didn't--- this isn't---- I can't---

[ honestly, just keep walking. ]

IV; (Free Bird)

[ okay maya's back in business. she, along with you, have snuck into this secure facility -- somehow --- the vakdir prison, and she's here and ready to save inuyasha and his two sidekicks --- ]

Are you ready for this?! We're gonna bust in and rescue them!

[ this appears to be her pep talk, delivered in a too loud stage whisper. luckily, the vakdir's patrols have lead them away from the moment, so she didn't just get them both captured. yet. anyway, she peeks her head around the corridor to where the prisoners are being kept, and --- ]

.... Shoot! This is the wrong prison!

[ how did she even manage that. ] .... Well, whatever. Let's just rescue these other guys while we're here. Deal?

[ honestly, why are you still here. just leave. ]

V;

[ Okay, here's a really weird sight --- in rich people land, there's a lone figure kneeling on a bench (yeah, kneeling instead of sitting) while the rain pours down, hands pressed together and eyes closed as if they're in deep concentration --- yeah it's Maya, what the fuck is she doing. She looks like she's been at it for hours, she's thoroughly drenched and even shivering a little despite the intense look of concentration on her face. She's not even wearing rain clothes, what the shit. Approach Y/N? ]

Wildcard?!

[ you know the drill. ]

Comments

[justbeingknife]

Yeah. But they're both tough. 'Fact, Inuyasha seemed even more worked up than usual when I talked to 'em.

[ He cut through a side street, past some citizens that looked like they'd had better days. ]

...I'm a little worried about Hayame-han, though. She wasn't looking too good.

[ Granted, Hayame had a case of RBF even Majima had trouble keeping up with sometimes, but she really had looked a shade too pale during their last talk. Even if she was hurt, she was definitely the type to play it off like everything was fine. ]

[feytality]

We were in there together. I should have helped them.

[ looks like someone's still feeling guilty!! maybe this contributed to knifegate. she wipes her tears away with her forearm, a little awkwardly. ]

Me too. But, I don't know if she'd accept help...

[ last time maya tried (a little too hard, even) she almost got killed for her trouble, so. ]

[justbeingknife]

[ Oh, god. Oh no.

Someone who wasn't a career criminal should probably be talking to Maya about this, but Majima would give it his best shot. ]

I dunno about Kylo Ren, but Inuyasha tried to help everyone knowin' he'd get caught, right? That's just his style. So if anything, he'd be happy ya escaped.

[ Well, as happy as Inuyasha ever let anyone see him be. ]

...sure he'll be even happier once ya see him again.

[feytality]

[ no clearly he's the best person for the job??? who better to discuss difficult moral choices with? ]

.... We were there together.... he..... got electrocuted, because of me. [ she means tased, which is the same difference obviously?? ] And now, that guy was gonna kill one of the Rost guys, and.....

[ she stabbed the dude, then immediately panicked and healed him. what a weenie. ]

It should have been me that was caught. Not them.

[justbeingknife]

[ Majima glanced back at her as they picked their route away from the immediate scene of the... uh, stabbing. ]

Ya can't think like that. It's his job to protect his teammates -- and even if it wasn't, he would've butted in, anyway, 'cause that's just how he is. It's one of his good points.

[ Inuyasha and his huge honking complex about human girls tbh. ]

But if ya think we would've been better off if you'd switched places, I gotta disagree with ya right there. You're as important as anyone else here.