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epidemiology2018-05-05 09:42 pm
predomination) wrote in epidemiology2018-05-05 09:42 pm
[PLAYER PLOT] MAYISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE ROOMBA INFEYLTRATION
CHARACTERS: EVERYONE who wants to be involved in the player plot
DATE: Between April 30th and mid-May
SUMMARY: Urahara calls some lucky members of Guild Ophelia to action so they can infiltrate various political buildings around the city and bug their cleaning robots. Isn't this how SKYNET starts?
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The chips are made available through Rost’s hideout- as usual, the rules about not everyone coming in at once apply, so it’s best to send one member of any group of infiltrators to collect the goods before heading out. Anyone involved with the process of making the chips may be in and out to answer questions about the mission, and to offer suggestions about what places groups should hit first.
As the data begins to come in, some volunteers will need to stay to listen in on conversations to see if there’s anything useful so it can be pounced on immediately, which can get inane and dull, as not every deli order or memo dictation is worth making a fuss about. You might be here awhile, so get comfortable. At least you’re probably not alone, though be careful not to get too distracted.
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As one of the most important (and largest) locations necessary to be hit, several groups will have to go in on separate occasions to make sure a wide enough area is covered, under the cover of darkness or well-thought out disguise. The Vakdir presence is high here, even if you take advantage of the patrol schedules that Kylo Ren and Rey found out, so be on guard.
Especially since the guard dogs- both robotic and real- don’t adhere to any set schedules.
Even getting past the guards doesn’t guarantee success, keen eyes and sharp minds will be required to deal with electronic security, ranging from normal alarms that can be disarmed with a keypad to more complicated measures that may involve bypassing lasers, because what’s a heist without having to limbo around a few lasers?
As exciting as it is to explore and take advantage of this opportunity, however, there’s work to be done, and since the aim is to break into what is essentially a few maintenance closets at various points in the complex, you won’t have to worry about too many extra alarms once you get that far. Just don’t push your luck.
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Near the DDC stands the Prime Minister’s magnificent penthouse, another prime target for espionage, and also, due to the current sociopolitical climate, heaviliy guarded. You can expect to find the usual high Vakdir presence, on top of more guard dogs outside.
All you’ll have to do once inside is find the place the building keeps its Roombas and Tidy-Bots, place the chips on the underside, and get out quickly. The apartment, itself, is isolated, but the farther you go up, the higher security gets and the harder it’ll be to keep your presence a secret, so it’s safer if you stick to the lower floors, and don’t try to press onwards blindly.
DATE: Between April 30th and mid-May
SUMMARY: Urahara calls some lucky members of Guild Ophelia to action so they can infiltrate various political buildings around the city and bug their cleaning robots. Isn't this how SKYNET starts?
ＴＨＥ ＨＩＤＥＯＵＴ
The chips are made available through Rost’s hideout- as usual, the rules about not everyone coming in at once apply, so it’s best to send one member of any group of infiltrators to collect the goods before heading out. Anyone involved with the process of making the chips may be in and out to answer questions about the mission, and to offer suggestions about what places groups should hit first.
As the data begins to come in, some volunteers will need to stay to listen in on conversations to see if there’s anything useful so it can be pounced on immediately, which can get inane and dull, as not every deli order or memo dictation is worth making a fuss about. You might be here awhile, so get comfortable. At least you’re probably not alone, though be careful not to get too distracted.
ＤＲＡＫＳＴＡＤＥＮ ＤＥＭＯＣＲＡＴＩＣ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＸ
As one of the most important (and largest) locations necessary to be hit, several groups will have to go in on separate occasions to make sure a wide enough area is covered, under the cover of darkness or well-thought out disguise. The Vakdir presence is high here, even if you take advantage of the patrol schedules that Kylo Ren and Rey found out, so be on guard.
Especially since the guard dogs- both robotic and real- don’t adhere to any set schedules.
Even getting past the guards doesn’t guarantee success, keen eyes and sharp minds will be required to deal with electronic security, ranging from normal alarms that can be disarmed with a keypad to more complicated measures that may involve bypassing lasers, because what’s a heist without having to limbo around a few lasers?
As exciting as it is to explore and take advantage of this opportunity, however, there’s work to be done, and since the aim is to break into what is essentially a few maintenance closets at various points in the complex, you won’t have to worry about too many extra alarms once you get that far. Just don’t push your luck.
ＴＨＥ ＰＲＩＭＥ ＭＩＮＩＳＴＥＲ＇Ｓ ＨＯＭＥ
Near the DDC stands the Prime Minister’s magnificent penthouse, another prime target for espionage, and also, due to the current sociopolitical climate, heaviliy guarded. You can expect to find the usual high Vakdir presence, on top of more guard dogs outside.
All you’ll have to do once inside is find the place the building keeps its Roombas and Tidy-Bots, place the chips on the underside, and get out quickly. The apartment, itself, is isolated, but the farther you go up, the higher security gets and the harder it’ll be to keep your presence a secret, so it’s safer if you stick to the lower floors, and don’t try to press onwards blindly.
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Fiiiiiine, killjoy. But you better help me capture and reprogram at least one!
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[It's obviously Dumpling and not him.]
Very well, my dear. [He holds his hands up in defeat.] I'll help you get at the very lest one. But if any additional ones put you in danger, we're leaving them. I'm not about to let you get hurt for some pet robots.
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[ implying robo dogs are cute???? they're not. ]
That's more like it! Let's do it.
[ rest in pieces.... she's going on ahead, pausing at one of the security scanners. ]
Ooh, we gotta get past this....
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You're clearly underestimating yourself if you think you make the levels even.
[A compliment? Maybe. Will he regret the robot thing? Probably. But for now they need to get the job done, and that means getting past security measures. Preferably in some way that's efficient and quick.]
Well, shooting it is out of the question.
[Because Maya is obviously the one here at risk of shooting it.]
Don't suppose you have a way of tricking it? I'd say we find another way around, but it wouldn't be best to waste that much time.
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[ awwww..... she gives him a grin. he's really trying! ]
..... Well, there is something I could try.... but if it doesn't work, we'll be in big trouble.
[ not a great way to state that plan, oof. ]
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Well that's not ominous at all.
[He's totally confident in this. 100%.]
Want to give me a little more detail than that? Or should I just get Whisper ready if this goes wrong.
no subject
I have a little ability I can use to fool the scanner! If not, we can just knock out a guard like in the movies.
[ this is probably not explaining anything or filling him with confidence, huh. ] What's Whisper?
no subject
Whisper is my gun, Maya.
[He's just so calm about saying if the plan doesn't work he's down with killing the guy instead. Totally not suspicious.]
I suppose knocking him out could be good for your training.