epidemiology | [PLAYER PLOT] MAYISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE ROOMBA INFEYLTRATION

CHARACTERS: EVERYONE who wants to be involved in the player plot
DATE: Between April 30th and mid-May
SUMMARY: Urahara calls some lucky members of Guild Ophelia to action so they can infiltrate various political buildings around the city and bug their cleaning robots. Isn't this how SKYNET starts?

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The chips are made available through Rost’s hideout- as usual, the rules about not everyone coming in at once apply, so it’s best to send one member of any group of infiltrators to collect the goods before heading out. Anyone involved with the process of making the chips may be in and out to answer questions about the mission, and to offer suggestions about what places groups should hit first.

As the data begins to come in, some volunteers will need to stay to listen in on conversations to see if there’s anything useful so it can be pounced on immediately, which can get inane and dull, as not every deli order or memo dictation is worth making a fuss about. You might be here awhile, so get comfortable. At least you’re probably not alone, though be careful not to get too distracted.

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As one of the most important (and largest) locations necessary to be hit, several groups will have to go in on separate occasions to make sure a wide enough area is covered, under the cover of darkness or well-thought out disguise. The Vakdir presence is high here, even if you take advantage of the patrol schedules that Kylo Ren and Rey found out, so be on guard.

Especially since the guard dogs- both robotic and real- don’t adhere to any set schedules.

Even getting past the guards doesn’t guarantee success, keen eyes and sharp minds will be required to deal with electronic security, ranging from normal alarms that can be disarmed with a keypad to more complicated measures that may involve bypassing lasers, because what’s a heist without having to limbo around a few lasers?

As exciting as it is to explore and take advantage of this opportunity, however, there’s work to be done, and since the aim is to break into what is essentially a few maintenance closets at various points in the complex, you won’t have to worry about too many extra alarms once you get that far. Just don’t push your luck.

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Near the DDC stands the Prime Minister’s magnificent penthouse, another prime target for espionage, and also, due to the current sociopolitical climate, heaviliy guarded. You can expect to find the usual high Vakdir presence, on top of more guard dogs outside.

All you’ll have to do once inside is find the place the building keeps its Roombas and Tidy-Bots, place the chips on the underside, and get out quickly. The apartment, itself, is isolated, but the farther you go up, the higher security gets and the harder it’ll be to keep your presence a secret, so it’s safer if you stick to the lower floors, and don’t try to press onwards blindly.

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Edited 2018-05-06 02:55 (UTC)

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[This was no longer the simulation of HQ, this was the real deal. Jason was glad he'd been paired with Scott for that reason. This may have technically been their first real mission together, but their time in the simulator plus their conversations on Hanabira had confirmed for Jason that, at the end of the day, they had a certain compatibility when it came to completing a task like this. Jason didn't want to get ahead of himself, but he was pretty confident that even with the increased Vakdir security, the dogs, and the security system, that they could get through this.

He was careful not to voice this, however, as he did not want to completely jinx them before they'd even started either. He'd brought with him a few tools, the chip, and the special flashlight from the elevator exercise. He wanted to be as prepared as possible, even if he didn't have a magical tool belt like a certain friend of his back home. He scanned the outside of the building once more, before they could even get in though they'd have to scale a short perimeter wall.]

There should be a gap in the patrol coming up soon...but we'll have to move fast if we want avoid being seen. The problem is I'm not sure if there are any dogs on the other side.

𝐢. "𝐐" & 𝐀

[Of course, Urahara isn't going to be doing any of the heavy lifting himself- with several good reasons, though the main one is sheer laziness. He stepped in quite a bit during the war back home- far more than he's ever done in the past, and having a good excuse for a break is nice.

Besides, he can do just as much from the safety of the Hideout.

Anyone who arrives to collect their chips and discuss the plan of action will find Urahara getting super into this gadget introduction. It's almost like this isn't a life or death situation.]

𝐢𝐢. 𝐈 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘'𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄

[Of course listening in on the roomba spies is also a very important- and boring- work. Urahara doesn't stay glued to the headphones, though he does take down notes when anything is caught, though... so far it's not really anything of import.

He's also been at this for awhile now- between this and whatever other projects he's got going on, he hasn't been sleeping much, so if you come into the Hideout later on to report back or see if anything's been found, you'll find him facedown on a table with scattered notes written in sloppy handwriting, fast asleep, using his hat a a pillow.

This is fine.]

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒

[Text him about how things are going terrible and he's terrible for sending people into a place with robot dogs or just come talk to him about other shit while this nonsense is going down.]

[ well, before they hit the prime minister's penthouse (which maya is extremely curious about, for the record --- they check out the complex, as advised by urahara. they know the vakir's patrol schedules and maya's confident she can distract the guard dogs --- whether or not it'll work remains to be seen -- so she nudges jhin with a finger as they creep inside and gives him a big grin. in a stage whisper: ]

Do you think we could reprogram some of those poochbots?! And keep 'em?

[ priorities... ]

[The patrol schedule is helpful, but Aloy knows as well as anyone that patrols can be interrupted, so she's trying not to rely on it being 100% accurate. Doing this at night makes it easier in some ways, but more dangerous in others -- people are more on edge at night, jumping at shadows, so they'll have to be as quiet as possible.

The roof of the DDC is as high as a mountain, and the wind and rain whipping at her face doesn't put Aloy any more at ease; even with the blue silk she normally keeps at her throat tugged up over her nose and mouth, the rain stings what skin is still exposed, and she's itching to get down through the ceiling and away from the weather.

She glances up at Aizawa from where she's crouched over a glass skylight, and reaches out to him through magitek.] Once I open this, can you use that scarf of yours to lower us down gently?

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